Sunday, August 17, 2014

a letter



Dear barn cats,

Listen up, I'm talking to you.  I want to remind you that I, and I alone, am the cat of this farm.  And Sue's favorite.  See, look at me, I'm sitting on TOP of your HOUSE!  I also ate your food, pooped in your cat box, and will be here every night looking for a fight.  You have been warned.  

Don't tread on me!

The Kingsley Death Panther
aka Rudy

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