on a lighter note

My last two posts were such a bummer I thought I would print some of the awesome e-mail I got from friends this week.  Enjoy the hilarious writing of Andy - one of the funniest people I know.  Here's a post from his blog:

Am I the only one in awe of the fact that a new Taco Bell menu item, a taco whose shell is comprised solely of a giant nacho-cheese Dorito is available ONLY in Toledo, Ohio*!? It's called “Doritos Locos Taco,” and frankly, I can't wait to barf one or seven up in the hopper next Saturday, Friday, Thursday, tonight at 4:00 AM. I can't think of a better food product to put a culinary cap on a night of drinking cheap beer and spendy tequila.  I've searched and searched for the (Columbus-dissing, no less!) TV commercial on the webernets to no avail...till then, it appears there is a movement pending (har!) to take the delectable nationwide:https://www.facebook.com/cheesyshells  Even better: At this point, "There is no indication that Taco Bell will make the Doritos Locos Tacos nationally available" according to widely revered authority on such matters, Foodbeast. But really, can Toledo honestly be considered a test market? Where better to hawk nutritionally ambiguous gut-bombs encased in a radioactive-hued corn shell? Proud Toledoeans will stand in line all day and pay triple the going rate just for the privilege! *I added "Ohio" in order to avoid confusion with Toledo, Spain, where tradition dictates all prepared meats and produce to be served in a large Dorito shell.