the chicks are three months old today

In honor of the girls' birthday today, meet one of the chickens, 

Playboy centerfold profile style

Name: Owl
Favorite activities: Roosting, pooping, taking dust baths
Guilty Pleasures: Midnight spider binges
Ambitions: Lay lots of eggs
Best Concert: Mötley Crüe - I love cock rock!
Favorite Books: Henny Penny
Favorite Movies: Chicken Run
Favorite TV show: Little House on the Prairie
Sports played: a good game of chicken
Pets: Pucci, Bunny Lee
Foods I crave: live crickets, ants, grass
People I admire: Sue
Jobs before modeling: biker chick
Favorite song to sing: Old Macdonald
sexiest city in the world: Kingsley